Lady Gaga's Stealing Ideas From Sponges Now

Photo: CreditStarstock/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES. Stop what you're doing right now. Just stop, look, and try to listen to what Lady Gaga has to say. Oh, you can't? Perhaps it's because of the massive, blonde, Brillo pad Edward Scissorhands had his way with before Jeff Koons attached a golden duckbill to it and slipped it over Gaga's head. How doth thine Lady see? How doth she breathe? Thank God she hired a professional walker to escort her into the ARTPOP streaming party, because this bird might not h...